you knew they were coming!
Here they come
# How do they serve alcoholic drinks on
Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks
# What vegetables do
you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks
# What's the fastest
way to get off an Italian cruise ship? - Follow the captain
# When the captain
of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going
he replied "off course."
# So the captain of
the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock. That's more than can be
said for his ship.
# The Costa
Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in Italy since
Berlusconi's last hooker.
# What's the
difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner
Costa Concordia?
Nothing - The
bottoms dropped out of both.
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