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Are you sick and
tired of having to think before you speak so you don't offend some
sniveling,
whining, I'm offended, crybaby?
If you say
something and suddenly you hear that piss-water voice that
goes through your
head like a spike say, "I'm offended by that." You can hand the
poor whining turd
a certificate and then hand them another when you tell them to
take a bath!

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