Really, this is the last one 

I wonder if she can  'tie ‘em in a knot or tie ‘em in a bow'......because unfortunately,  I already know they  'wobble to an fro’. 

 

 I cannot confirm if this is indeed THE Little Miss Muffet.  Mainly because I have no idea what a tuffet looks like

 

How does one manage to make it look like they've tucked their ass into their pants like a shirt?

 

At what point does a person just say  “F*ck it, I don’t need to put on shoes or pants”?  

 

I know what a muffin-top is, but I’ve never seen a muffin-back.

 

ATTENTION WALMART SHOPPERS:   "Warm weather is now here as we start the summer,  and so is 
    the unfortunate “Swamp Ass” epidemic.   Be aware-- and try to stay dry. 

 

The irony here is overwhelming.  I’m just going to sit back and let you soak it in. 

 

Ya really think ya gonna  be needing those condoms there, big fella? But just in case get more!

 

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